My own hoard of gold is sadly depleted after a whole run-in with a knight back in the seventeenth century, but it's still no small amount. After a long day of counting and gloating and trying to make it into a bed (uncomfortable, but traditional), I decided to relax with a glass of wine and a good book, bathed in the soft glow of candlelight. Unfortunately, after a little too much Echo Falls, I misaimed while relighting a candle, and...
It was only a very little structural damage, but the woman next door is looking for any excuse to get rid of me. I know it was her who told the landlord. I covered the worst of the scorch marks, and the hole in the plasterboard, with a tasteful bead curtain. I think the landlord noticed. I won't be getting my security deposit back, will I?
I also went to see the fantastic Erasure in Cannock Forest. Of course, it rained the whole time. I thought I might stand out, a huge dragon in a transparent waterproof poncho...